I am reblogging this because it is fantastic, and also because #ruckawriter must see it.
cjtheoracle must see this. :)
IF COOKERY SHOWS WERE VIEWED LIKE SPORTS
I watch cooking shows like I watch sports.
“YOU’RE HOLDING THE KNIFE WRONG.”
“STOP. THAT’S CROSS-CONTAMINATION ARE YOU INSANE?!”
“JESUS! ARE YOU EVEN *TRYING* TO COOK PROPERLY?”
“SEE THAT THING ON YOUR FINGER? THAT’S A BANDAID. YOU WOULDN’T BE WEARING ONE IF YOU WOULD’VE LISTENED TO ME ABOUT HOLDING THE KNIFE WRONG ASSWIPE. AND GET A GLOVE ON FOR FUCKS SAKE! I DON’T WANT A GODDAMN BANDAID IN MY FOOD!”
- Eat teabag.
- Drink boiling water.
- Smash cup on own face.
Moi en cuisine
creepy but adorable cakes by Scott Hove
I dare you to make out with that moose !
Rhooooo magnifique placement de citation!