motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

roane72:

hiddenlacuna:

jenvanmeter:

I am reblogging this because it is fantastic, and also because #ruckawriter must see it.

Bahahahahahhahah!

cjtheoracle must see this. :)

OH, UN FUTUR CHALLENGE °0°

kitchenelves:

Mini Tortilla-Crust Pizza

flamingokitty22:

mybonemalone:

IF COOKERY SHOWS WERE VIEWED LIKE SPORTS

I watch cooking shows like I watch sports.

“YOU’RE HOLDING THE KNIFE WRONG.”

“STOP. THAT’S CROSS-CONTAMINATION ARE YOU INSANE?!”

“JESUS! ARE YOU EVEN *TRYING* TO COOK PROPERLY?”

“SEE THAT THING ON YOUR FINGER? THAT’S A BANDAID. YOU WOULDN’T BE WEARING ONE IF YOU WOULD’VE LISTENED TO ME ABOUT HOLDING THE KNIFE WRONG ASSWIPE. AND GET A GLOVE ON FOR FUCKS SAKE! I DON’T WANT A GODDAMN BANDAID IN MY FOOD!”

GPOY

anneapocalypse:

rosethouartsick:

1. Eat teabag.
2. Drink boiling water.
3. Smash cup on own face.

#go hard or go home

rhiannon42:

#i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care

Moi en cuisine

sparkling-damsel:

labyrinth-of-butts:

creepy but adorable cakes by Scott Hove

I dare you to make out with that moose !

Rhooooo magnifique placement de citation!

moon83:

“The Art Toast Project Presents:” by Ida Skivenes

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